Chptr 1: Da Scene ov Da PWNAGE!!1!!1

(A parody story, meant to have the worst grammar, plot holes, and writing as possible. Basically, it's meant to be so bad it's good. Here's the summary.)

When shurelok wholmes and jon wotsun ar sumuned 2 a pwnage site, shurelok theenks it waz hiz mortel enimy, meriarty, but he reveels something deifferent; a strage prophesy about 3 heros destind to stop teh misterius pwner.

joyn shurelok wholms, jon wotsun, meriarty, lolstrod, mary morstun, mally hoopr, micruft wholmes, groot aka treeberd, and minny mor in thus epik jerney!!!11!