Chapter 1: Why you Face Time ME at this hour?

Alfred Freedom Jones is a gamer who goes under the alias AmeriFreedom, and he is interrupted by his half-brother/something Arthur Kirkland who goes by the name of UniQuirkland. Together, in a parody fanfic, they review and experience the wonders of Crisis City...the game, not the Sonic 06 level. Will Eagle and Uni...I mean Alfie and Artie...Survive their fate?

Note; There would be some discussions on abandoning your egg in this fanfic. So if you ever feel like abandoning your egg, read this, as it features that.

Note 2; There would be USUK along with Eggland and AmEGGica...two new ships created for the purpose of this fanfic...

Note 3; This happens in my interpreting of everything