Mucus Membrain in the True Paradise

"Ey Bruddah! Wat you doin', eh? Readin?" Mucus looked up to see two of the fattest Hawaiians he has ever seen, ever, even in pictures and postcards. They were dressed in nothing but loin cloths. Mucus immediately and nervously started to get up, he obviously wandered too far from his group. But, although the tone of the Native's voice who spoke to him was aggressive, his face was peaceful and friendly. Mucus decided to talk to him.