Le Characters

I'm not too sure if I love this man or just have that urge to slap the hell out of him.

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Oh would ya look at that. I've fallen hard for another again. This time he stays with me.

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He. Is. MINE! I know he is straight. Being gay is just his disguise. I KNOW he loves me! Only me!

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Hey cousin, where did you put the hot sauce at?