VENACULAR

Walking down 530 S Boulevard ,this late at night in fucking heels and a tight ass skater dress is killing me. If I wasn't already cold hearted I'd be fucking freezing!
As I turn down the alley that will lead me straight to my little humble abode, I see three figures emerging out of the dark and frigid alleyway. "Well,we'll look what we got ourselves here boys ,a thick ass black girl. You ever try chocolate before Cade ?" The ugly fucker ,who im guessing is the leader asked his little follower to the left of him. "Can't say I have Mick " , he replied smirking. "No? How about you Kent?" , the man I assume name is Cade asked his other , mindless follower to his right. " just a taste bitch slapped me and ran before I could go further. Black whores are always so feisty" ,this so called Kent said. All I did was sigh and roll my eyes. I could never pin point out of all my 237 years of living as a dead corps; how or why human men were fucking mindless as they were dickless. I sighed, " So.. Are you clitheads gonna continue to degrade my kind or are you gonna fucking do something , cause I'm cold and tired, but I am hungry" , I spoke menacingly.