This is an emergency!

These are just short stories from (not so) exciting moments in my life. You might find my stories hilarious, you might think I'm a little bitch in my stories, but here I am telling you my tales. Oh yeah! And if you're close to me, you might find yourself in some of these with different names... I'm sorry...

And if you're thinking "wtf why is there as bird on her cover?" I honestly don't know why... It was in the clip art section and it jazzed it up...