Weapon Girl

Once upon a time there lived a girl with brown hair, brown eyes and brown skin. She wasn’t a princess, she wasn’t a pauper, she had no abnormal sleeping patterns in which one would sleep for a century, her feet were too big to fit into hazardous glass shoes, she had legs instead of a fish tail, she wasn’t two inches tall, her hair was of a reasonable length, she was only mildly fond of apples and didn’t fit into any “fairytale girl stereotype” that people of today may or may not have.
She really loved weapons and explosions, having a special affinity for dynamite. For this reason she was called Weapon Girl, although her real name was Sue.