Start of the school year

So it all started with me being chased by a freakish lizard thing, making out with some weird badass in the library, now I'm at a boarding school learning how to be a better Johnny Storm. There's also a mentally insane freak after my head with the added addition of the popular group in this insane asylum. To top it off said badass keeps insisting that we jump into bed together at almost every interval.

I just can't catch a break can I?
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Slash And MPREG