F R E E F A L L I N G

So I've been pretty normal for a good 34 years of my life. Just your average run-of-the-mill boring guy.
But then out of the blue, it turns out I'm nuts! Crazy! Wacky!
So now there's a bunch of new things happening and I don't know why, I'll ask the other me about it later.
Follow along to see what happens next because I don't have a f#@$%£₩ clue most of the time!