Extended Blurb

Life's not a doughnut, and so it does not need to be sugar coated.

"I was going to tell this story about the events of my life in a way so it was filled with sappy romance, a problem that was soon solved and then a nice happy ending. But that would mean I was lying to you, and I've never really been a good liar. So in advance, I'd like to apologise for the undeniably awful truth I'm about to bestow on you. But life's not a doughnut, and therefore should not be sugar coated."

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