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When you walk your hips have to sway just enough to catch attention but not enough to make you stumble over your high heels.

Gorgeous long hair is a must but you can't have any hair anywhere else on your body.

Your back must always be kept straight and your chin held high to show off a long and slender neck. Never ever slouch.

Your makeup must match your designer outfit and visa versa.

And most importantly you must be kind and well mannered like a proper young heiress should.

In this sense I am a perfect young lady.

Exept for one teeny tiny, itsy bitsy little thing. Really, it's just a minor detail.

I'm a guy.

A STRAIGHT guy.