Intro

"I don't know," I said sighing.
She looked at me. Did I see pity?
"So you're telling me you just met this 'Internet famous' guy. And you've never been on the Internet?" She asked.
"Well, that's not entirely true. I've done research for projects, and google translate is my best friend in Spanish." I said smiling sheepishly.
She just looked at me. Great.