Introduction :)

WARNING: This dream journal may contain some very outlandish content. If you are a person with no imagination do not proceed to the next part, for it may corrupt you brain and make it explode, splatting on everything withing a ten mile radius. So to prevent severe brain damage and to maintain brain-splatting levels at a low percentile, please do not proceed. Side effects of reading this Journal may include, hysterical laughter, stomach aches from prolonged laughter, strange imaginative pictures, being creeped out, unusual/weird dreams of these dreams that could possibly turn into nightmares, and diarrhea. You should not read this if, you are incredibly dull or single minded, have thoughts of suicide, drink and/or do drugs, or if your brain has an unusual tendency to go splat! Thank you.