Prologue

Mushrooms: They're soft, silky, white and super evil.

Walmart: It's a place you go grocery shopping. You don't necessarily like it, but it gets the job done.

Enter me: An outgoing, bubbly girl with flowing locks of golden hair and eyes as deep as the ocean bl- Ha! Just kidding. But seriously. How did a girl like me: Green dull eyes, boring brown hair and a piercing on her eyebrow get kidnapped? Yes, you heard right. Kidnapped. As in stolen. From a small town. During Winter. In Walmart. WALMART. It's a little insulting if you ask me.
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