Dather of death

My family is weird but that is my normal life i am the dather of death. My dad is deth itself as known as the grim reper. My uncle is slenderman (he actually talks without a face) My bestfriends is rose lolvely death a vampire that doest burn in the sunlight if coverd and a were wolf named jared. I have a problem on my hands and WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY can i just have a normal life!!!!!