I - The Legend Begins

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story***
Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning.

It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks.

Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong?

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