Why I'm Not Updating

A new exhibit has arrived at the Natural History Museum. She is a tomb raider who is known for being sarcastic, sneaky, but also extremely attractive.
The thing is, she doesn't know she's not real, and has to discover this on her own while wandering through the museum. She can not believe what she's seeing as she walked through the great halls, but one thing caught her eye.

A golden tablet.

WARNING: Will probably contain some smut (but idk yet), Strong language.