Clearly Cheating (Dark Humor)

Hello there! You probably want to see jokes that are funny, mean, sad, and ones that may make you pee your pants! Which might not happen, because you guys are too awesome to pee your pants! *chuckles nervously* This got awkward real quick. Sorry, this is weird. Just either read the story and forget this description or leave and forget the description. Bai! ^_^