Earth has been conquered by the Yahjaran Crusade, an alien empire bent on interstellar manifest destiny. The war is over, the world is demilitarized, humanity is subjugated by a technologically superior foe we have no hope of overthrowing. But what happens next is more interesting- They don’t kill us, they don’t enslave us, and they don’t leave. Humanity is now a vassal race in the alien hordes, and we’re being recruited by aliens desperately trying to convert and assimilate us into their society, to become another cog in their galactic war machine. Ozto and Nyarla, an unlikely pair of alien sociologists are tasked with figuring out the complex and polarizing nuances of human culture, and begin interviewing not scientists and historians, but everyday normal humans like you and I. Which begs the question- If you met an alien, how would you explain to them things like dating, porn, Star Trek, and sushi?