Why I'd be the worlds shittiest mother ever

So what would happen if I Dawn was a parent? Ehem bad things.
Ruby and Dawn(me) married and a a demon of a child Salad, (PEBBLE NAMED HER).
Salad has some problems.
Pebble and Sasuke have a child named Sarada, Salads closest friend.
Then our stuck up neighbors Tyler a rapper and his wife Lindsey have a daughter Nicole.
Tyler hates Ruby and runs around screaming he's gay often. Why? No clue. Cuz he's not gay.
Enjoy the watching of our failed families.
I may have forgotten to mention Salad may or may not be a bit of a murderer...