READ FIRST: I'm faux barbie.

No, I am not a proffessional critic.
No, I do not take critique-requests.
No, I do not promote books.
No, you can not report me. I have freedom of speech.

Yes, I'm annoying as fuck.
Yes, I will say whatever the hell I think about your book.
Yes, I might be younger than you but that doesn't mean you're smarter than me.
Yes, I'm arrogant as fuck.

No, I do not do that in real life.
No, that doesn't say anything about the real me. At all.

Yes, I care about you, even though I seem to hate you, I don't.

No, I do not hate anyone. I just don't understand them.