What if Naruto Shippuden had FACEBOOK?

What if a whiskered knucklehead and an emo duckbutt got their hands on social media...... AKA facebook?!?

What would happen?

DUN DUN DUN~~

This was inspired by the people who made the previous social media ones before moi. (What if Naruto Had FACEBOOK?, What if Fairy Tail Had FACEBOOK?, etc.)