Chapter I . Rude Introductions

THE REVIEWS:
New York Times - “A journey through a typical tenagers life. Stunning”
Daily Telegraph - “Riveting”
John Green Author of ‘Fault in our Stars’ - “It’s missing a terminal illness, nerdy friends and death, but it’ll do”
Crowland - “Oh the woes”
Transverse - ‘Shut up Kate’
Jesus - ‘I would read this’
Ms Warnant - ‘The tables should be black’
Author of ‘After’ - ‘Is this some kind of sick joke? Where is Harry Styles?’
Fangirls - 'uhuhuhuhs o good omfg my lyfeeeeee'