CHAPTER OUNE

Hi! Im Kelsey Abigayl Jones and I Liv in NEW YORK CITY

My jealous ex is a teenage turtle called Michel. I hate him I
He is a stalker!!!1!1!1!

Leo, Don and Raph are all handosme mutent tutlez whoo want to b ninjas!!!!11
They luv me!!!
Felica Emily DeBrown is my BFF. She is also a model.
BRiney Hollister IS A BITCH!!!1!1!!1

JOIN ME ON MY QUEST FOR TRU LOVE-
LOV IN DA BIG CITY!!!!1!!!1