Enslaved By One Direction

I was just walking home on a gloomy night from a party when suddenly i got hit in the back of the head with something.Everything went black amd i woke up in the back of a van.I was all tied up and all i could see were 5 shadows of boys in the front of the car.Soon i came to the realization that I've just been kidnapped.Wow my mom is going to be maaadd at me.Oh well.I have to find a way to escape and quick.