(1) Not So Fucking Boring Anymore

Tiger-Lilly is basically the female version of John Murphy. Do opposites REALLY attract? Or is your other half EXACTLY like you?

NOTE: I haven't copied the Series word for word. That would take too long, and it isn't interesting because we've all heard it already. So, to change things up a little, it won't be exactly the same. So please, don't comment, "They don't say that" or "That's not what happens" because I KNOW. But I have for each event, so you know what the character is like and how different situations shake her and Murphy's 'relationship'.

Swearing and violence.