It's taken years and years, dear reader, but you've finally reached your destination...a distant place at the very edge of space. A new galaxy...no, not even that. An entirely new universe on the outskirts of space itself, past black holes and asteroid belts and even farther than Andromeda. What is the universe called you ask? The Universe of Random. As you touch down on one of this new universe's planets, leaving your rocket ship behind, you come to realize that this universe is indeed random. It is inhabited by my thoughts, writing, rants, etc. Oh yeah, and me. Uh oh, what's that? A shooting star just crashed into and completely destroyed your rocket ship, leaving you with no way to return to your universe? Oh, well, I guess you'll be stuck here for a while.