Author's Note: (Before You Read)

It all started with two words.

"Cavity search"

The newbie shook nervously as the criminal that had just turned himself in was asked to put his hands on the table. He'd never done a cavity search before in his life, so with anticipation and anxiety evident in his eager, youthful eyes, he pulled his protective plastic glove on with a snap.

(Author's Note:)

This is a playful, not serious, MalexMale fanfiction that I was forced to write for a Minecraft RP server, based on a situation that happened between two actual characters in an actual RP. If you're still with me at this point, then I truly hope you enjoy it and find humour in at as the people that I've written it for have~

- Raepriest