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Ask me some shit. -Felix(Pewds)

Where am I :( -Marzia

This is some next level shit your about to read. -Mr. Chair

Luca is here giving you some USDA A-Grade SHIT that your gonna read. Im warning you. You are about to enter the abyss that is an Ask PewDiePie book. To be honest if people actually read this book I will... actually I dont know. But, meh, I dont even know anymore. But who gives a damn. OBVIOUSLY NOT ME IF IM WRITING THIS. So uh, please dont come rioting at my house because this book is too, uh, okay I guess. DONT KILL ME PLS.