Witnesses

What the fuck is going on in Konoha these days? Why is the Hokage getting blow jobs and not sorting out stuff? Why is Chouchou using dildos? Why Sakura and Sasuke are having loud sex? Why are Sai and Ino having sex with their room door open? Why the fuck is Chouchou fingering herself on Skype and stalking Sasuke? Mitsuki? You shouldn't have left Boruto and Sarada alone.