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So I tried to write a fanfic about GD but it sucked like hell and got deleted by me in the end, and so I present you with this! A corny series of real-life events in the game that will, hopefully, make you chuckle just a little bit.
EDIT: Suckish covers are suckish!
EDIT 2.0: There we go. Finally, no more suckish covers! BTW, on the cover are Stereo Madness, Electrodynamix, Base After Base, Polargeist and ToE 2.