Summer Sweethearts

"We're both 'team leaders' at a summer camp for kids, and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust!"

Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream, an awful kale smoothie, a muggle quidditch competition and a vicious ex-boyfriend (or ex-hook-up). Mix it together and you get a plan destined for disaster.