The Hobo Hut

My story starts out like any cliched chick flick; I was love with him, but he was yet to realize my existence. But one day, I was sure he'd realize what an awesome girl I was and fall for my witty charm and stunning good-looks. Then, after an overly-dramatized montage with some slutty older girl who ends up being his cousin, he whisks me off my feet and we live happily ever after.
But really, when is anything ever Beverly Hills? We leave the sappy romance novels on the shelf, and let reality continue in the library.
Which is exactly where my story begins.