I Almost Die

❝ WHY ARE YOU TAKING
OFF YOUR PANTS?! ❞

❝ SO I CAN SHOW YOU
MY SEXY GOAT LEGS ❞

in which a half-blood
discovers that her
godly mother made a
monumental mistake.

(𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯)
(𝘸𝘭𝘮)
(𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦)

note: y'all i wrote this when i was eleven (11) years old. that's a wee bab. i was so tiny. i'm gonna edit this book though so get rEADY