Author's Note

I have a problem. Several, in fact. Shall I list them off for you?

Firstly: Jack was very much dead. Now, he's back and breathing and just as pirate-like as ever.

Secondly: I'm ecstatic he is alive, of course. But he made me a promise, and I can't trust him to keep it. Can't trust the bastard with anything right now...

Thirdly: Davy Jones wants Jack Sparrow's soul. Which spells trouble for anyone in contact with him.

Fouthly: Tia Dalma is Calypso. And she is angry.

Fithly: The Brethren Court...which I have rightfully become a part of.

Sixthly: Tia and I have talked...turns out I'm not entirely human after all...