Ring Up My Love (But Let Me Grab My Coupons First)

A series of (mostly comedic) Alternate Universe oneshots. There will be a dash of drama, lots of meet-cutes, and a pinch or two of sexy. Written for funzies, so plz enjoy.

Not currently mature, but that may change later.

All stories are unrelated unless otherwise noted.

I still can't believe I'm writing fic again. SIGH.