Prologue: Quarter Strippers

Sage Johnson is a regular girl. And like a regular girl, she knows that there are things in this life that people understand and there are things people don't understand. Here's a relatable fact. Sage doesn't understand baseball. Even more puzzling to Sage, she doesn't understand why a 6'8 terror of a man, Chance Arrington is following her swinging his bat. So what- she may have accidentally thrown a bat through his windshield, does that warrant murder? Meanwhile Chance Arrington is hell bent on getting revenge. He's tired of these dramatic girls trying to up the shock factor to garner his attention. Will Sage be a final message to all these crazy girls lusting after him? Or will she fight back?

Spoiler: She fights back.