Entry 1: What's the date?

So this is a 'spur-of-the-moment' decision. I want to upload a story, but I have no idea what it's gonna be about, so bare with me. (Did I use that right?¿) Okay, so yeah. Enjoy yourself. I have a feeling that this is literally going to be a collection of weird late night thoughts and stories that can only be explained by how messed up my thoughts are:)))): If I offend you in any way, I give you full permission to punch me in the face.