The Witch and the Dryad

How does a gay dryad, a clumsy and clueless gay witch and a virgin succubus fit in one story? Find out.

Warning: The story is completely true and serious. I swear. I wrote it in Henry's villa at the top of the trees. ;-)

It is also part of RaeKitanos story challgenges. In this case: dialoge challenge:

Using the following dialogue, in any order, in a short story / one shot.

"I'm not in a 'save the day' kind of mood."

"When I grow up I want to be like (insert your own star / character here)"

"If I had a dollar for very time you said that!"

"Would I lie to you?"

"I love that color on you." (colour if you are English/Australian lol)

why he was chaining our son at his desk after this.