a u t h o r ' s n o t e # 1

"Hello?"

"Um, hey?"

"Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy."

"Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy."

"Oh, shiitake mushrooms."

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Short Story #1 (19/04/18)
2016 Fiction Awards Finalist

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