Arney isn't the smartest muffin in the batch. So you can't expect her to do a lot more than blind her attackers with a bottle of whip cream. Yes, you've figured it out... She's a complete idiot. So when two guys come rob the town's diner when it's her night to close up, things don't turn out so well. Especially when you learn they're both transferring from a delinquent's academy and are going to be going to Sivalt High School. ~~ Thanks to @RiseAgainstLove for the awesome cover!