1: Ugly Compliments

"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?"

"Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion."

"Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?"

"..."

"You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless."

"What, with your ugly face?"

"Well...damn."

~

Jordan was a girl. Alfie was a boy. They were best friends.

Pfft, yeah like that's ever gonna work.

(Dialogue story)

Warning ⚠️
I wrote this all in one day when I was younger so it's not the most amazing story it's simple, cheesy and if you want a laugh and nothing too serious then continue on to the book.
(Ignore the grammar mistakes I haven't fully edited it yet)