Mr. Holier Than Thou Prologue

He has a twisted sense of humor and he hates my hair colour. He feeds me chokoberries just so he can kiss me and taste them from my mouth.
The bastard is my Master. Alston. The atrocious Fae.
She has the ugliest hair he has ever seen and does not appreciate his amazing sense of humor. She loses her temper and her sharp tongue can outrun any Fae he has ever known.
The urchin is my servant. Méav. The raven haired ecce.