Intro

"No sex. No feelings. [...] Just go around and do some shït that couples do."
"Don't need to worry, I'm a lesbian and he's gayer than Marc Jacobs. Even if we wanted, I'll be disgusted."
A shiver is send down my spine only at the thought of having sex with a man, let alone Michael Clifford.
Ew.

**DISCLAIMER: i don't think that michael is gay (nor that it would be a bad thing) and I don't want to insult anybody, besides I firmly support the LGBT+ community**