Introduction / Prologue

Some of the worst poems ever written, locked away where no-one should ever ever read them.
*Written by me unless otherwise specified.
"My Poem" is my own version of Simon Armitage's "Poem". It is all about the good and bad things I have done in my life but obviously not as good and less exciting as I'm only young.
Flockynockynihilipilification - Something Worthless
Epic - 1. A long poem, typically one derived from ancient oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic or legendary figures or the history of a nation. 2. Heroic or grand in scale or character
Fail - A grade that is not high enough to pass an examination or test