The asshole

" in novels when a girl bumps into a boy and she is about to fall the guy catches her or if she falls the guy helps her get up and he says that he's sorry and they stare at each other and get friends and make babies at the end.... But in reality its totally different you bumped into me you didn't catch me, when i fell you didn't help me get up, and you started laughing in my face instead of apologizing "

I was trying so hard not to laugh again,seriously how stupid can an almost a 19 year old be??

"im sorry for not being a nice dream boy and crashed your Lil spirit but i can help you make babies if you accept " i smirked at her.