Love Stories Are So Last Year

Name: Des Occupation: Homewrecker Status: It's complicated Yeah, yeah I know what you're all thinking. Why would someone ever want to be a damn homewrecker? Blah, blah this, blah, blah that. You see, my job is not as simple as it sounds. I get paid to get in between relationships and completely screw their lives up. It takes a lot of planning to play out this whole thingy-mcbob, one wrong move and it's all over. I admit, it's damn hilarious seeing hell break loose. One time, a girl spanked her boyfriend, well ex-boyfriend really, with a ruler in public and all the poor guy was wearing was a pair of carebear boxers. Considering she was a teacher, it made sense she'd use a ruler as something to hit him with, right? Anyways, getting back on track, my life was absolutely perfect until HE came along. The hot shot, the happily married racer, the rich and famous, the one and only Max Cowen. Don't get me wrong, it's not that he isn't attractive, in fact the problem is that he is a tad bit too attractive. So what happens when I end up having the hots for this guy and he seems to be impossibly attracted to me? Problems, and a shit load of them. Oh, did I forget to mention that I am not allowed to continue on a relationship with someone after the job is done? Well there ya have it folks, I am in deep shit.