Comments accepted.... NOW!

This is a story built entirely on comments. I'll try to make it make sense but it probably will not. Just comment what you want and I'll will try to add it in wherever I can in the story. If I do not do your idea, comment it again. And again. And again. I don't care if you spam it, but don't overdo it. Maybe like 5 times in a row will get my attention. It can be innocent or innapropriate. I honestly don't care. And yes, pepe is allowed.