One direction, robbery, and a straw

This is a story that i wrote in drama. The assignment was to write a touching story about the life of a straw but i decided to make a one direction fanfiction instead....so enjoy :) ...... And don't judge me!

summary

This is a twisted tale about
a girl named Liloulu Calahopa. Her home in Hawaii was destroyed by a volcano so she moves to the Uk. Can you guess who she meets there? ( Hint: This is a One Direction fanfic) Yes you were right super smart peoples , she meets One Direction.
THIS IS MEANT TO BE SHORT AND FUNNY PEOPLE SO I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE .... IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TOO!