Author's note

Humans, how I hate them. Not only them but also the countries: Ivan and the rest of his "friends" but his human friend is strangely wants me to be her friend. Like a 2p can be friends with anyone.
Not only that, I learned that the 1ps are humans now, well except Ivan since I am still here.

Told in my point of view. So grab some vodka and pirozhki and take a seat as I retell my tale.